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BearChick
09-04-2008, 10:07 AM
It's just making all those star-studded trips to Promises in Malibu look a little disingenuous, that's all I'm sayin'...


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26540351/ (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26540351/)

Drug-addicted elephant kicks heroin habit
'Big Brother' completes detox in China after being fed spiked bananas

BEIJING - A once drug-addled elephant fed heroin-laced bananas by illegal traders will return home after emerging clean from a three-year detox program on China's tropical island province of Hainan.

The four-year-old bull elephant, referred to alternately as "Big Brother" or "Xiguang" in state media reports, was captured in 2005 in southwest China by traders who used spiked bananas to control him.

After police arrested the traders and freed Xiguang a few months later, the elephant was confirmed to be suffering from withdrawal symptoms and sent to a wild animal protection center in Hainan for rehab, Xinhua news agency said on Thursday.

A year of methadone injections at five times the human dosage had helped wean Xiguang off his addiction.

Now clean, Xiguang was expected to arrive on Saturday at a wildlife park in Kunming, capital of the elephant's home province of Yunnan on the mainland.

Xiguang's return would cap a 1,500-km journey home, Xinhua said, and mark another step in the elephant's triumph over addiction.

FIJIFan
09-04-2008, 10:11 AM
If the Elephant Can Do It, Why Not Colin Farrell?

cowboycwr
09-04-2008, 11:32 AM
because the elephant spent 3 years celebs only want to spend 90 days

Texas Golfer
09-05-2008, 02:43 AM
Maybe because the celebrities don't really want to kick the habit?

HappyRebel
09-05-2008, 09:07 AM
They don't usually stay the whole time either...you always see them out shopping when they are in rehab...

Chief'sbear
09-05-2008, 11:13 AM
Bunch of spoiled brats. Every now and then someone gets serious, but if I hear LL is going back I know its only for publicity.

Its like the "in" thing to do in Hollywood. What a joke. I think it trivializes those who really want to get clean and sober.

atxtraveler
09-05-2008, 10:52 PM
Being a Celebrity... its Adios Reality...

BearChick
09-05-2008, 11:23 PM
Being a Celebrity... its Adios Reality...

Nice. That song is funny.

saabing bear
09-06-2008, 06:13 PM
Celebrities don't remember going thru the hell of addiction. An elephant never forgets.