Bigshot arrested in Fresno, CA

[GigaBear]

He's apparently working under the pseudonym Antonio Vasquez--as though that's an unnoticeable change....


http://www.mercurynews.com/breakingnews/ci_10405742


FRESNO, Calif.—Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez of Fresno was found hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks.

Burrimond said Vasquez was arrested after deputies found a wallet containing his ID at the ransacked house just east of Fresno.

The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond said money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.

[FIJIFan]

He's apparently working under the pseudonym Antonio Vasquez--as though that's an unnoticeable change....


http://www.mercurynews.com/breakingnews/ci_10405742


FRESNO, Calif.—Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez of Fresno was found hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks.

Burrimond said Vasquez was arrested after deputies found a wallet containing his ID at the ransacked house just east of Fresno.

The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond said money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.

You saw his "alibi" on 'Vines, right? he says he "passed out by the pool." Likely story.:D

[Wacoso]

8" sausage? Has "The Loose Cannon" moved?

[Texas Golfer]

:lol:

[Robby44]

8" sausage? Has "The Loose Cannon" moved?

:D


I wonder what were spices used for ?

[Bigshot628]

omg, this is the funniest thing i've read in a loooonnng time

[Chief'sbear]

I cannot stop laughing about this one. Its too crazy. This guy HAD to be drunk or high.

[Wacoso]

I cannot stop laughing about this one. Its too crazy. This guy HAD to be drunk or high.

or both and really hungry.

[atxtraveler]

That.... is funny.

[biggmatt24]

A dog ate his sausage? That beastiality stuff is not cool.

[HappyRebel]

That is great....i haven't laughed so hard in a while...thanks..I needed that...lol..

[Bigshot628]

A dog ate his sausage? That beastiality stuff is not cool.

don't knock it till you try it

[Chief'sbear]

don't knock it till you try it

Now that's just wrong...

:eek:

[biggmatt24]

WOW! That's all I got... :scared:

[saabing bear]

I'll never understand senseless crime.

[HappyRebel]

I'll never understand senseless crime.

Yep, that is what makes them senseless...lol..

[Chief'sbear]

Then they get to go hang out with The Reb.

[HappyRebel]

Then they get to go hang out with The Reb.

Yep, lots of senseless people here.......:001_rolleyes:

[Solan]

I am so getting that picture off the camera today.

[HappyRebel]

I am so getting that picture off the camera today.

Post it...sounds interesting...